We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I love having hate sex.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
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I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
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he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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