Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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