just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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