just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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