The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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