as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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