margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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