My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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