How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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