do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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