And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Swine flu. Run for my life!
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
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I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
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I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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