Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Just made out with a pet sitter. His biz card says "even hamsters". Lowest point in my life.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
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i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
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I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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