I want to stick my p in your. b.
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
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He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
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. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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