ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
COCAINE IS GR8
Such a big mess for such a small penis
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Randomize
