omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
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I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
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He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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