i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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