Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
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