i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
two words...techno handjob
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
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Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
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Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
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Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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