I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Randomize
