sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
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Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
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I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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