If i come over, it means nothing
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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