He is an equal opportunity slut.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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