i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Welp...herpes.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
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i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
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Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
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