I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
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Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
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I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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