the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
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i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
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Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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