Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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