just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
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drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
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How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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