Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
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Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
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If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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