I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I just gargled with NyQuil
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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