Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Plan B is the new Plan A
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
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The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
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You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
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its like you know when i get waxed
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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