I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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