I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
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It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
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And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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