I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
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Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Less talking, more tequila
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
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He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
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