my being single is dangerous.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
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I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
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And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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