so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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