was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
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West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
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At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
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I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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