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he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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