It was confusing and full of hummus
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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