We're facebook friends in real life
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
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He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
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I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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