It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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