What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Redeem this text for a blowjob
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
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