ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
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The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
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I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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