Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
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True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
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I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
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