Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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