I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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