Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
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