That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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