is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
