is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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