check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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