On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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