my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
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apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
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FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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