HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
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I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
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Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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